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Accomplishments DT


You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

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Achievement Desktopper


You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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Adversity Desktopper


That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

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Ambition Desktopper


The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

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Apathy Desktopper


If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.

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Arrogance Desktopper


The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

NF-037$15.95


Bailouts Desktopper


From each according to his ability,
to each according to his lack thereof.


NF-112$15.95


Blogging Desktopper


Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

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Burnout Desktopper


Attitudes are Contagious, Mine Might Kill You.

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Challenges Desktopper


I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

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Cluelessness Desktopper


There are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots.

NF-027$15.95


Compromise Desktopper


Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

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Conformity Desktopper


When People are Free to do as They Please, They Usually Imitate Each Other.

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Corruption Desktopper


I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

NF-107$15.95


Creativity Desktopper


Helps artists die young, miserable, and penniless- so their art can have meaning to the old, satisfied, and obscenely rich.

NF-119$15.95


Curiosity Desktopper


Some Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth. Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.

NF-117$15.95


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Customer Disservice DT


Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

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Customer Care Desktopper


If we really care for the customer we'd send them somewhere better.

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Dare to Slack Desktopper


When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

NF-028$15.95


Demotivation Desktopper


Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

NF-039$15.95


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Despair Desktopper


It's Always Darkest Just Before it Goes Pitch Black.

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Destiny Desktopper


You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

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Discovery Desktopper


A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

NF-074$15.95


Do it Later Desktopper


The early worm is for the birds.

NF-083$15.95


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Economics Desktopper


The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.


NF-120$15.95


Effort Desktopper


Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.

NF-077$15.95


Elitism Desktopper


It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

NF-040$15.95


Failure Desktopper


When your best just isn't good enough.

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Fear Desktopper


Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

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Flattery Desktopper


If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

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Futility Desktopper


You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99% of the ones you do.

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Get to Work Desktopper


You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

NF-052$15.95


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Give Up Desktopper


At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

NF-092$15.95


Goals Desktopper


It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

NF-053$15.95


Government Desktopper


If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

NF-099$15.95


Hazards Desktopper


There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

NF-042$15.95


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Hope Desktopper


May not be warranted at this point.

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Idiocy Desktopper


Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.

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Ignorance Desktopper


It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.

NF-033$15.95


Incompetence Desktopper


When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

NF-034$15.95


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Indifference Desktopper


It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

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Individuality Desktopper


Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

NF-054$15.95


Innovation Desktopper


If it can make your job easier, it can probably make it irrelevant.

NF-105$15.95


Insanity Desktopper


It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.

NF-035$15.95


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Inspiration Desktopper


Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.

NF-078$15.95


Intimidation Desktopper


No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.

NF-055$15.95


Irresponsibility Desktopper


No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

NF-043$15.95


Leaders Desktopper


Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.

NF-056$15.95


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Limitations Desktopper


Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

NF-057$15.95


Madness Desktopper


Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

NF-084$15.95


Marketing Desktopper


Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

NF-116$15.95


Mediocrity Desktopper


It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

NF-007$15.95


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Meetings Desktopper


None of us is as dumb as all of us.


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Mistakes Desktopper


It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

NF-008$15.95


Motivation Desktopper


If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

NF-059$15.95


Opportunity Desktopper


I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...

NF-104$15.95


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Overconfidence Desktopper


Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

NF-045$15.95


Perseverance Desktopper


The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.

NF-109$15.95


Persistence Desktopper


It's over, man. Let her go.

NF-067$15.95


Perspective Desktopper


Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.

NF-110$15.95


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Pessimism Desktopper


Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who try to find it.

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Planning Desktopper


Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

NF-060$15.95


Possibilities Desktopper


With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.

NF-096$15.95


Potential Desktopper


Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

NF-066$15.95


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Power Desktopper


Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.

NF-069$15.95


Pressure Desktopper


It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

NF-086$15.95


Pretension Desktopper


The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.

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Priorities Desktopper


Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

NF-098$15.95


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Problems Desktopper


No Matter How Great and Destructive Your Problems Seem Now, Remember You've Probably Only Seen the Top of Them.

NF-022$15.95


Procrastination Desktopper


Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

NF-010$15.95


Propaganda Desktopper


What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

NF-095$15.95


Quality Desktopper


The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.

NF-087$15.95


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Recovery Desktopper


Time heals all wounds. But it usually leaves a pretty big scar.

NF-114$15.95


Retirement Desktopper


Because you've done so much for the company, there's not much left we can use.

NF-065$15.95


Risks Desktopper


If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.


NF-047$15.95


Romance Desktopper


Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head.

NF-108$15.95


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Sacrifice Desktopper


Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

NF-048$15.95


Sacrifice (Temple) DT


All we ask here is that you give us your heart.


NF-080$15.95


Sanity Desktopper


Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.

NF-100$15.95


The Secret Desktopper


What is The Secret? Pretend you've already achieved it- Then offer to sell The Secret to others.

NF-121$15.95


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Self-Esteem Desktopper


Just because you think you're a star doesn't mean you're going anywhere.

NF-111$15.95


Service Desktopper


View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.

NF-118$15.95


Strife Desktopper


As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.

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Success Desktopper


Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.

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Survival Desktopper


The less you stand out, the longer you'll last.

NF-115$15.95


Teamwork Desktopper


A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

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Tradition Desktopper


Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

NF-094$15.95


Victory Desktopper


Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.


NF-103$15.95


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Vision Desktopper


How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?


NF-097$15.95


Whining Desktopper


If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.


NF-101$15.95


Winners Desktopper


Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

NF-106$15.95


Wishes Desktopper


When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

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Worth Desktopper


Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

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