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Accomplishments DT
You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.
| | Achievement Desktopper
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
| | Adversity Desktopper
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
| | Ambition Desktopper
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
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Apathy Desktopper
If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
| | Arrogance Desktopper
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
| | Bailouts Desktopper
From each according to his ability,
to each according to his lack thereof.
| | Blogging Desktopper
Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
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Burnout Desktopper
Attitudes are Contagious, Mine Might Kill You.
| | Challenges Desktopper
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
| | Cluelessness Desktopper
There are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots.
| | Compromise Desktopper
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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Conformity Desktopper
When People are Free to do as They Please, They Usually Imitate Each Other.
| | Corruption Desktopper
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.
| | Creativity Desktopper
Helps artists die young, miserable, and penniless- so their art can have meaning to the old, satisfied, and obscenely rich.
| | Curiosity Desktopper
Some Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth.
Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.
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Customer Disservice DT
Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
| | Customer Care Desktopper
If we really care for the customer we'd send them somewhere better.
| | Dare to Slack Desktopper
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
| | Demotivation Desktopper
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
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Despair Desktopper
It's Always Darkest Just Before it Goes Pitch Black.
| | Destiny Desktopper
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
| | Discovery Desktopper
A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.
| | Do it Later Desktopper
The early worm is for the birds.
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Economics Desktopper
The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
| | Effort Desktopper
Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.
| | Elitism Desktopper
It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
| | Failure Desktopper
When your best just isn't good enough.
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Fear Desktopper
Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.
| | Flattery Desktopper
If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.
| | Futility Desktopper
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99% of the ones you do.
| | Get to Work Desktopper
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
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Give Up Desktopper
At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
| | Goals Desktopper
It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
| | Government Desktopper
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
| | Hazards Desktopper
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
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Hope Desktopper
May not be warranted at this point.
| | Idiocy Desktopper
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
| | Ignorance Desktopper
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
| | Incompetence Desktopper
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
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Indifference Desktopper
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
| | Individuality Desktopper
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
| | Innovation Desktopper
If it can make your job easier, it can probably make it irrelevant.
| | Insanity Desktopper
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
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Inspiration Desktopper
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
| | Intimidation Desktopper
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
| | Irresponsibility Desktopper
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
| | Leaders Desktopper
Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
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Limitations Desktopper
Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
| | Madness Desktopper
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
| | Marketing Desktopper
Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
| | Mediocrity Desktopper
It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
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Meetings Desktopper
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
| | Mistakes Desktopper
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
| | Motivation Desktopper
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
| | Opportunity Desktopper
I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...
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Overconfidence Desktopper
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
| | Perseverance Desktopper
The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
| | Persistence Desktopper
It's over, man. Let her go.
| | Perspective Desktopper
Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.
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Pessimism Desktopper
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who try to find it.
| | Planning Desktopper
Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
| | Possibilities Desktopper
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
| | Potential Desktopper
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
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Power Desktopper
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
| | Pressure Desktopper
It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.
| | Pretension Desktopper
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
| | Priorities Desktopper
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
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Problems Desktopper
No Matter How Great and Destructive Your Problems Seem Now, Remember You've Probably Only Seen the Top of Them.
| | Procrastination Desktopper
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
| | Propaganda Desktopper
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
| | Quality Desktopper
The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.
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Recovery Desktopper
Time heals all wounds. But it usually leaves a pretty big scar.
| | Retirement Desktopper
Because you've done so much for the company, there's not much left we can use.
| | Risks Desktopper
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
| | Romance Desktopper
Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head.
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Sacrifice Desktopper
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
| | Sacrifice (Temple) DT
All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
| | Sanity Desktopper
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
| | The Secret Desktopper
What is The Secret? Pretend you've already achieved it- Then offer to sell The Secret to others.
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Self-Esteem Desktopper
Just because you think you're a star doesn't mean you're going anywhere.
| | Service Desktopper
View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.
| | Strife Desktopper
As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
| | Success Desktopper
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
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Survival Desktopper
The less you stand out, the longer you'll last.
| | Teamwork Desktopper
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
| | Tradition Desktopper
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
| | Victory Desktopper
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.
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Vision Desktopper
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?
| | Whining Desktopper
If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
| | Winners Desktopper
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
| | Wishes Desktopper
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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Worth Desktopper
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
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