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Demotivators® - The Original Demotivational Posters
Beautify your office, home or dorm room with Demotivator Posters from all of our innovative and demoralizing collections.
Each poster is 24" x 30", printed on heavy-weight, premium paper stock, and perfect for display wherever motivation might strike. These posters truly are The Cure for Hope™.
- Achievement PosterYou can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
- Ambition PosterThe journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
- Apathy PosterIf We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
- Challenges PosterI expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
- Cluelessness PosterThere are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots.
- Consistency PosterIt's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
- Consulting PosterIf you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
- Despair PosterIt's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
- Demotivation PosterSometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
- Economics PosterThe science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
- Failure PosterWhen your best just isn't good enough.
- Get to Work PosterYou aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
- Government PosterIf you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
- Idiocy PosterNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
- Incompetence PosterWhen you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
- Insight PosterWhen the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.
- Inspiration PosterGenius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
- Irresponsibility PosterNo single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
- Limitations PosterUntil you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
- Madness PosterMadness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
- Mediocrity PosterIt takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
- Meetings PosterNone of us is as dumb as all of us.
- Mistakes PosterIt could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
- Motivation PosterIf a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
- Perseverance PosterThe courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
- Potential PosterNot everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
- Priorities PosterHundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
- Procrastination PosterHard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
- Retirement PosterBecause you've done so much for the company, there's not much left we can use.
- Sacrifice (Temple) PosterAll we ask here is that you give us your heart.
- Sanity PosterMinds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
- Teamwork PosterA few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
- Tradition PosterJust because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
- Whining PosterIf you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
- Winners PosterBecause nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
- Wishes PosterWhen you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
- Worth PosterJust because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
