24" x 30" Lithographs

Beautify your office home or dorm room with Demotivators Lithographs from all of our innovative and demoralizing collections.

Each is printed on heavy-weight, premium paper stock, and is perfect for display wherever motivation might strike. These lithographs truly are The Cure for Hope™.



Achievement Lithograph You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor. framed version available PU-063$15.95	Ambition Lithograph The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly framed version available PU-064$15.95	Apathy Lithograph If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us. framed version available PU-011$15.95	Challenges Lithograph I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent. PU-091$15.95



Cluelessness Lithograph There are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots. framed version available PU-027$15.95	Consistency Lithograph It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup. framed version available PU-088$15.95	Consulting Lithograph If you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. framed version available PU-038$15.95	Despair Lithograph It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. framed version available PU-016$15.95



Demotivation Lithograph Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. framed version available PU-039$15.95	Failure Lithograph When your best just isn't good enough." framed version available PU-003$15.95	Get to Work Lithograph You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams. framed version available PU-052$15.95	Government Lithograph If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions. framed version available PU-099$15.95



Idiocy Lithograph Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. framed version available PU-019$15.95	Incompetence Lithograph When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do. framed version available PU-034$15.95	Inspiration Lithograph Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad. framed version available PU-078$15.95	Irresponsibility Lithograph No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood. framed version available PU-043$15.95



Limitations Lithograph Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk. framed version available PU-057$15.95	Madness Lithograph Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?" framed version available PU-084$15.95	Mediocrity Lithograph It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late." framed version available PU-007$15.95	Meetings Lithograph None of us is as dumb as all of us. framed version available PU-058$15.95



Mistakes Lithograph It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others." framed version available PU-008$15.95	Motivation Lithograph If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon. framed version available PU-059$15.95	Perseverance Lithograph The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back. PU-109$15.95	Potential Lithograph Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up. framed version available PU-066$15.95



Priorities Lithograph Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction. framed version available PU-098$15.95	Possibilities Litho With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts. framed version available PU-096$15.95	Procrastination Lithograph Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. PU-010$15.95	Retirement Lithograph Because you've done so much for the company, there's not much left we can use. framed version available PU-065$15.95



Sacrifice (Temple) All we ask here is that you give us your heart. PU-080$15.95	Sanity Lithograph Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine. framed version available PU-100$15.95	Teamwork Lithograph A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. framed version available PU-072$15.95	Tradition Lithograph Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid. framed version available PU-094$15.95



Whining Lithograph If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team. framed version available PU-101$15.95	Winners Lithograph Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner. framed version available PU-106$15.95	Wishes Lithograph When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. framed version available PU-079$15.95	Worth Lithograph Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important. framed version available PU-081$15.95

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